Along Homer Street, near Yaletown (Vancouver, Canada), 16 January, approximately 9:15 pm.
Two young guys are walking toward a 7-Eleven.
Caught up in their banter and a game of 'What I Would or Would Not Do' (which sounds like a variant of "Truth or Dare"), they seem unaware that the public airing of their uncommon degree of willingness catches the attention of every passerby. At last, the taller of the two, throws down what amounts to a carefully qualified trump card—
"I'd give a horse a blowjob. But only if I had to."