"A critic is only a disgruntled self righteous punk who can't get a real job."
—Posted by: R | 07/16/2012 at 09:29 PM
[Found online. Part of a comment thread replying to a news non-item about death threats an online blogger/film critic received after giving The Dark Knight Rises a middling review.]
It's easy to imagine a wall of ancient Pompeian graffiti expressing much the same sentiment...